This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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