well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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