Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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