He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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