whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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