Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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