You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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