i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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