nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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