the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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