Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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