Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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