Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
stop calling my apartment porn island.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize