how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
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Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I FOUND THE LEGS
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.