So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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