How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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did i walk over a car last night?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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