There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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