She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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