I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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