I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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