I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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