Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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