i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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