Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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