Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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