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Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
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You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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