everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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