:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
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you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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