She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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