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I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record

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(978): I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record http://tfl.nu/cq61

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so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?

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(717): so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong? http://tfl.nu/4brz

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just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?

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(702): just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked? http://tfl.nu/yp0o

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(805): View more from California

all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.

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(805): all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl. http://tfl.nu/c5of

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(301): View more from Maryland

My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.

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(301): My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake. http://tfl.nu/il6h

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I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.

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(617): I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not. http://tfl.nu/e6fg

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(217): View more from Illinois

The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left

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(217): The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left http://tfl.nu/fjkf

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Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.

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(814): Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever. http://tfl.nu/him8

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I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?

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(530): I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster? http://tfl.nu/nheu

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(510): View more from California

yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him

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(510): yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him http://tfl.nu/nlke

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You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.

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(903): You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss. http://tfl.nu/y1tc

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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.

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(+44): Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed. http://tfl.nu/fgrh

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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die

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(717): Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die http://tfl.nu/2ynw

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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs

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(320): Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs http://tfl.nu/s3ur

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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?

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(289): I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say? http://tfl.nu/ijat

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