Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
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Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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