Just took my morning after pill in the library
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
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I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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