Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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