what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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