O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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