He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
