Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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