let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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