I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
