Whats the glycemic index on semen?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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