at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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