please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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