never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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