nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I love black thongs
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
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