Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
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My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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