She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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