Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...