69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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