oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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