I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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