Dual....:-)
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Oh god it's open bar.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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