For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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