In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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