think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
